Order professional soft for website advertising

Anybody knows URL's to purchase professional software for SEO, Google Page Rank?
It's really important to me. Please, help.

Thank you all

P.S. Also I need for advertising programs that can break captcha, can mass posting, can sort sites by Google PageRank (PR) and others. By the way, I'm interested in any scripts to work whith Google AdSense, Google AdWords.
P.P.S. Sorry for my post in "Taverne du Gobelin Bourré" category.